* 19 Totally, buck naked bicyclists.
* 1 Wayne Coyne in a big, plastic bubble.
* 1 Large, grunting fur ball with a vagina.
* 9 Totally, buck naked people who emerge from the large, grunting fur ball with a vagina.
* 49 Totally, buck naked people dancing in the forest around Wayne Coyne in a big plastic bubble.
* 517 bare breasts from the 19 totally, buck-naked bicyclists, the 9 totally, buck naked people who emerged from the large, grunting fur ball with a vagina, and the 49 totally, buck naked people dancing in the forest around Wayne Coyne in a big plastic bubble (Each breast counted once per each sighting, i.e., one pair of breasts on the same totally, buck naked female cyclist could account for 11 breast sightings — five times in pair, one just the right. While another pair of breasts on a different totally, buck-naked female cyclist could account for 16 breast sightings).
* 211 Bare bottoms from the 19 totally, buck-naked bicyclists, the 9 totally, buck naked people who emerged from the large, grunting fur ball with a vagina, and the 49 totally, buck naked people dancing in the forest around Wayne Coyne in a big plastic bubble (Again, bare bottoms were counted in much the same manner as bare breasts, i.e., the same bare bottom on the same totally, buck naked person in the forest could be counted more than once. In this case, however, I didn’t split the bare bottoms into cheeks, else the number would have been somewhere in the neighborhood of 397 — accounting for the times both cheeks weren’t visible).
* 0 Freely flopping penises (Yes, there are men amongst the totally, buck naked troupe, and I guess there probably was a freely flopping penis somewhere in all of the totally, buck naked footage, but, quite honestly, I got distracted by the 517 bare breasts and never got a clear view of any freely flopping penises. I could change the number to a one or a two, but it is my goal to give you the most accurate accounting of this new Flaming Lips video, and I don’t want to over-account for any freely flopping penises which may or may not have been in said video).
* 1 Totally, buck naked Wayne Coyne shoved back into the large, grunting fur ball with a vagina by a troupe of 49 totally, buck naked people in a forest.
* 1.3 seconds of footage where you won’t say a bare breast, a bare bottom, or a freely flopping penis.
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