Note, none of these stories came from The Onion. The world really is going to shit with hell in its hand-basket.
Man Arrested for Trying to Shoplift Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
Justin Bieber narrowly avoided a grisly castration-and-murder plot by two hit men
Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood in Brazil, Waiting for the Apocalypse
Radiohead deny claims Jonny Greenwood is in Brazil, waiting for Apocalypse
Radiohead’s Management Says Greenwood Isn’t Even in Brazil
Man Dies After Attempting “Gangnam Style” Dance
Maneater: Hall Bitten by Oates
Watch Nirvana & Paul McCartney Debut “Cut Me Some Slack” At 12-12-12: The Concert For Sandy Relief
